coughing and day dreaming

So coughing is nominally better today but i am losing my voice.  I can't tell you how many times i answered the phone and customers asked for carole,  which i answer the phone "good afternoon(yes i even say good afternoon at 9am and often get corrected)active foam this is carole" then they ask for carole....go figure....and i say this is....they say no no  i would like to speak to carole.  Thats pretty much how my day went.


 So i have this theory.  If i ever got anyone to buy some of my children, cuz today is one of those days i wouldve  liked to have sold one or two, and i face prosecution, I am going to request as part of my defense that the prosecuting lawyers live with all six of my children for one week.  After having lived with them, if they actually make it through the week, and decide that i should still do some jail time i will do my time with head hung low with all due proper repentance.  But it'll never happen. For one i would never sell any of my children no matter how much i threaten just to clear that up for anyone reading who doesnt know me that well.  Its a joke, fantasy, day dream, whatever you would like to call it.  And B, if anyone actually bought any of them they would surely be returned within 24 hours.  Unless i put in a no returns, refunds, exchanges, all sales final clause.  Hmmmmm, now there is a thought......ok really just kidding!!!

So i havent had a date in a while, sad and lame i know and no i am not counting the lame date as a date at all, so again day dreaming at work. I was creating what i think would be a wonderful date.  So picture a tall, dark and handsome dreamy date, we spend the first part of the evening shopping and everything i try on fits and i actually buy clothes for myself without feeling guilty.  Then we go and skip dinner and just have the best most chocolicious desserts (yes plural) ever and some cocktails in a cozy, candle lit, soft music playing restaurant.  Picture a corner booth, partially hidden by palm trees, ok thats how it always is in the movies!  Then we go on to his place, candles lit(yes i like candle light, fat always looks less fat in dim candle light) in his bedroom with the giant 4 poster bed draped with flowing fabric wafting down to puddle on the floor.  Everyone picturing this?  Then we have phenomenal, mind blowing, soul shattering, passionate sex.  yes i have quite an imagination, and no i dont have that much free time at work, i imagine quickly.

Feel free to adjust and use this as the basis for your own day dreams ladies....

For everyone still praying for my friends....mom updated us and he is alert, talking, watching tv, and doing well so far. Let's keep up the prayers for him and his family!! Thanks so much!!